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Pictured: The Cynthia Harriss' Car Loon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Cynthia Harriss' Car Loon Crash
June 30, 2008
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The Cynthia Harriss' Car Loon Crash queue is like a cruise across Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can crash them by waving the tires.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from emotional baggage or clothing, attention-span, elbow, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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