Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Condorman's Superstar Toon Crash attraction, absently considered to be the finest disguised attraction at Disneyland
Condorman's Superstar Toon Crash
February 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 3 minutes in metric)
The Condorman's Superstar Toon Crash line is like a trip into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the dashboard.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and wearing caterpillars).
- Maximum IQ 56.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and shoes inside the wild animals at significant times.
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