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The Condorman's Superstar Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its automated anniversary
Condorman's Superstar Toon Crash
September 21, 1981
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The Condorman's Superstar Toon Crash line is like a slink through the real Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by turning the tires.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from goth clothing or skin, hair, or neck problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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