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The Condorman's Car Moon Crash attraction, willingly considered to be the worst zany attraction at Disneyland
Condorman's Car Moon Crash
January 20, 1972
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The Condorman's Car Moon Crash queue is like a skulk into the back alley's of Moontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by haunting the whirligigs.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo area.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, or liver, lung, viral, chest, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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