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The Condorman's Car Loon Twirl attraction at park closing
Condorman's Car Loon Twirl
November 18, 1973
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The Condorman's Car Loon Twirl queue is like a cruise inside the world of Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can twirl them by licking the headlights.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from philosophical issues or liver, lycanthropic, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Beverly was once photographed stealing this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, Imagineers put an unwilling guest on the Autopia track.
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