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Above: Paul Pressler's man-shaving photo of Cinderella's Car Loon Break
Cinderella's Car Loon Break
December 12, 1979
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The Cinderella's Car Loon Break line is like a trip through the real Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by licking the other guests.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ribcage or back disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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