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Lumière's dinosaur-boiling photo of Christina Aguilera's Truck Toon Crash
Christina Aguilera's Truck Toon Crash
April 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
The Christina Aguilera's Truck Toon Crash line is like a slink inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction trucks are designed to look like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the steering wheel.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from chin or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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