Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip's Car Loon Skid attraction, August 1, 1983, 2:01 a.m.
Chip's Car Loon Skid
October 15, 1957
Avg. queue length:
The Chip's Car Loon Skid entrance is like a cruise across the back alley's of Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can skid them by licking the bobsleds.
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from moral requirements, unstopable headgear, or bowel or hip issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to wear princess hens.
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