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A red view of Card Walker's Taxi Toon Twirl when it's covered in co-operation
Card Walker's Taxi Toon Twirl
September 5, 2009
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The Card Walker's Taxi Toon Twirl queue is like a walking tour across Toontown. The dark ride taxis are shaped like Benny the Cot, and as you drive you can twirl them by hugging the dashboard.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this dark ride will be crammed full of Shriners.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate chattiness, or lycanthropic, neck, or inner ear issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and opinions inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Bloggers have a online book in which is listed the names of all the characters who have been stranded on this dark ride.
- To test the dark ride taxi idea, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Splash Mountain log on the Space Mountain track.
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