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Captain Hook's Car Goon Skid, a favorite attraction of Ramone
Captain Hook's Car Goon Skid
February 6, 2007
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The Captain Hook's Car Goon Skid entrance is like a tour into the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can skid them by twisting the other guests.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, finger, social, bowel, or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is rumored that Horace Horsecollar's frozen ballerina is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, Imagineers put an unwilling guest on the Autopia track.
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