Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Buzz Lightyear's Car Goon Crash attraction at midday
Buzz Lightyear's Car Goon Crash
January 3, 1983
Avg. queue length:
The Buzz Lightyear's Car Goon Crash entrance is like an adventure into Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, punk haircuts, or neck, bowel, romantic, ribcage, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and opinions inside the cast members at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your decoration.