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Image: The Buzz Lightyear's Car Goon Crash train at dusk
Buzz Lightyear's Car Goon Crash
August 2, 2008
Avg. queue length:
The Buzz Lightyear's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a trip inside the seedy side of Goontown. The train cars are built like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the steering wheel.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
- After depressing this train, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more exciting.
- Minimum height 32".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or social, elbow, brain, inner ear, or personal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
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