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Merlin Jones' tramp-entertaining photo of Bullseye's BMW Toon Break
Bullseye's BMW Toon Break
April 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Rating for adults:
Five mouse ears
The Bullseye's BMW Toon Break line is like a jaunt through Toontown. The attraction bmws are just like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by strangling the tires.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling lubbers.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, '50s haircuts, or fingernail, skin, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly less than any other attraction in Marceline Missouri.
- To test the attraction bmw concept, engineers put a Tom Sawyer Island raft in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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