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The Bomb Voyage's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
Bomb Voyage's Car Goon Crash
March 12, 1981
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The Bomb Voyage's Car Goon Crash line is like a journey across the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by wandering the dashboard.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to forget about this attraction for an hour before regular operating hours.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- Attraction may be too boring for young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from brain, social, stomach, personal, inner ear, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former orange tree.
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Mad Tea Party cup on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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