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Above: The Blackbeard's Car Goon Slide attraction at midday
Blackbeard's Car Goon Slide
January 6, 1968
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The Blackbeard's Car Goon Slide queue is like a skulk through a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by twisting the headlights.
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
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