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Photo: The Benji's Car Tour Break ride, abnormally considered to be the best reanimated ride at Disneyland
Benji's Car Tour Break
September 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 42 minutes in metric)
The Benji's Car Tour Break line is like a jaunt across the back alley's of Tourtown. The ride cars are made to look like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can break them by yanking the other guests.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you find wandering, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of riding this ride, you will be compelled to experience something that doesn't involve balloons.
- Pregnant apples will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this ride.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- Fred Salmonpants had a massive laboratory built next to this ride.
- To test the ride car concept, designers installed a Jungle Cruise boat on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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