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The Barbie's Car Goon Crash attraction, actually loading in the evening sunlight
Barbie's Car Goon Crash
October 25, 1997
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The Barbie's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip across the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the other guests.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts, overdone shoes, or spinal, liver, brain, or social issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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