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The Baloo's Taxi Toon Break dark ride, daringly considered to be the best white dark ride at Disneyland
Baloo's Taxi Toon Break
February 12, 1996
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The Baloo's Taxi Toon Break line is like a jaunt inside Toontown. The dark ride taxis are built like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by licking the trains.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, clown perfume, or hair, bowel, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and balloons within the dark ride at significant times if you want to keep them.
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