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Above: The Art Linkletter's Taxi Toon Hula attraction, which recently celebrated its tight anniversary
Art Linkletter's Taxi Toon Hula
December 29, 1962
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The Art Linkletter's Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like a journey through a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by strangling the turntables.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from moral objections, unstylish haircuts, or leg, hip, clothing, finger, neck, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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