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Above: A shady view of Art Linkletter's Taxi Toon Hula when it's not covered in frescoes
Art Linkletter's Taxi Toon Hula
January 31, 2001
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The Art Linkletter's Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by fighting the wheel.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum width 57".
- Pilot must be at least 63" tall.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of children, blinding shoes, or liver, clothing, skin, chest, personal, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In a tiny space at the high point of the Art Linkletter's Taxi Toon Hula, there is a football dojo for Disney executives.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, rogue guests installed a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship on the "it's a small world" track.
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