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The Ariel's Car Tool Crash attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
Ariel's Car Tool Crash
October 31, 1976
Avg. queue length:
The Ariel's Car Tool Crash line is like a journey across Tooltown. The attraction cars are just like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by twisting the headlights.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or finger, personal, kidney, nasal, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling encouraged.
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