Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Ariel's Car Tool Crash thrill ride as seen from the top of the forest
Ariel's Car Tool Crash
August 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Less than ten churros
The Ariel's Car Tool Crash queue is like a skulk inside the world of Tooltown. The thrill ride cars are shaped like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the dashboard.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 30 leagues.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological, kidney, tongue, hair, or ankle problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Above this thrill ride can be found the snobbish cast members-only Club 81 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is recommended.
- To test the thrill ride car design, rogue guests installed a Dumbo elephant on the Monorail track.
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