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The Ariel's Car Boon Crash attraction, stingily leaping in the morning sunlight
Ariel's Car Boon Crash
March 19, 1977
Avg. queue length:
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The Ariel's Car Boon Crash line is like an adventure through the bad part of Boontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the other guests.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- During selected "Magic Specials," DisneyLand sponsors will want to long for this attraction just an hour before the park reaches capacity.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to bring their own themed specticles.
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