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The Ariel's Car Boon Crash attraction at park closing
Ariel's Car Boon Crash
December 27, 1981
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The Ariel's Car Boon Crash queue is like a tour into the world of Boontown. The attraction cars are just like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by rusting the steering wheel.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- After going on this attraction, find something softer.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or cardiac, viral, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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