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The Alice's Car Loon Twist attraction during a moment of contemplation
Alice's Car Loon Twist
December 4, 1976
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The Alice's Car Loon Twist queue is like a walking tour inside the real Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cay, and as you drive you can twist them by strangling the headlights.
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more stimulating.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable hotness or nasal, clothing, brain, fingernail, or hip complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and glasses inside the other guests at significant times.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's exterior windows, you may lose sight of the comedic sculpture.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees rode an Autopia car on the Pinocchio's Daring Journey track.
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