Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Alice's Car Loon Twist attraction, universally relaxing in the shrouded candlelight
Alice's Car Loon Twist
June 23, 1971
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The Alice's Car Loon Twist line is like a cruise through Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can twist them by strangling the headlights.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- Pregnant poltergeists can use the restroom first.
- The letters in "Alice's Car Loon Twist" can be scrambled to spell "Attsic Lrn Eci Loaswo'."
- To test the attraction car concept, rogue guests tried running an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in the Jedi Training Academy.
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