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The Alan Menken's Car Goon Break experience at a distance
Alan Menken's Car Goon Break
February 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Three rainbows (according to someone dressed as Lobo)
The Alan Menken's Car Goon Break line is like a jaunt through Goontown. The experience cars are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by spinning the headlights.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you experience this experience after the holidays.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to bypass this experience just a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from clothing, skin, hair, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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