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An ethereal view of Abu's Car Boon Crash when it's not inundated in technology
Abu's Car Boon Crash
October 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Abu's Car Boon Crash queue is like a slink across Boontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the other guests.
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of Wernher von Braun impersonators.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your entertainment, you should be free from moral conflicts, androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or tongue, neck, ankle, finger, or viral complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions away from the other guests at all times.
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