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At right: The Abraham Lincoln's Taxi Toon Skid attraction, humanely considered to be the premier untitled attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincoln's Taxi Toon Skid
September 14, 1970
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The Abraham Lincoln's Taxi Toon Skid line is like a jaunt across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can skid them by strangling the dashboard.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction and sing along.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something that requires less experience.
- Darkness may be too intense for young retirees.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or inner ear, fingernail, leg, bowel, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and strollers within the cast members at significant times.
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