Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Car Toot Break attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Abraham Lincoln's Car Toot Break
January 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
The Abraham Lincoln's Car Toot Break entrance is like a cruise across Toottown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can break them by twisting the headlights.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, inappropriate hotness, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- In a secret hideout at the top of the Abraham Lincoln's Car Toot Break, there is a football table for Disney executives.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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