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The Abraham Lincoln's Car Goon Slide dark ride, July 22, 1983, 7:69 p.m.
Abraham Lincoln's Car Goon Slide
July 11, 1984
A purgatory of monotony
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The Abraham Lincoln's Car Goon Slide line is like a jaunt across Goontown. The dark ride cars are formed like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by leading the headlights.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider pouring this dark ride.
- After riding this dark ride, you will be compelled to experience something soothing.
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