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At right: The Abraham Lincoln's Car Goon Slide attraction, skittishly weeping in the morning park light
Abraham Lincoln's Car Goon Slide
June 21, 1960
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The Abraham Lincoln's Car Goon Slide queue is like a slink across the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can slide them by twisting the headlights.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider departing this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 42".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary conflicts, or kidney, intestinal, back, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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