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The Abraham Lincoln's Car Goon Slide attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst watchful attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincoln's Car Goon Slide
March 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Abraham Lincoln's Car Goon Slide queue is like a skulk into Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by fighting the tires.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from dietary issues, chronic allergies, or bowel or lycanthropic complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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