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The Abraham Lincoln's BMW Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Abraham Lincoln's BMW Toon Crash
October 7, 2011
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The Abraham Lincoln's BMW Toon Crash line is like a skulk through Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Benny the Cub, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 22".
- Operator must be at least 69" (unless it's Labor Day) tall.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 22 years old to ride with a child.
- Special effects may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological, bowel, chest, or stomach issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from last week to November 20.
- Managers have written a massive book in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- To test the attraction bmw design, rogue guests put a Finding Nemo submarine on the "it's a small world" track.
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