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Zip and Yale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Zip and Yale's Treecottage
May 4, 2005
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 22 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Yale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be full of former annual pass holders.
- After healing this attraction, find something longer.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or cardiac, romantic, inner ear, wrist, or skin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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