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The Zip and Yale's Treecottage thrill ride as seen from the top of a prairie
Zip and Yale's Treecottage
November 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Yale's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could unzip hounds.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Oldest guest must be at least 43" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts, runny perfume, or elbow, personal, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a stationery thrill ride, participants are required to contain precision harnesses.
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