Massive Lightyearland Attraction Database
The Zip and Whale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its educational anniversary
Zip and Whale's Bushhouse
April 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 20 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Whale's Bushhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Acrobats," Lightyearland vacationers may be able to run to this attraction for an hour preceeding park opening.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Contains antique images.
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