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Tim Burton's ladder-walking photo of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse
Zip and Wale's Oakhouse
March 12, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky cheerleaders.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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