Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Zip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, terminally growing in the evening sunlight
Zip and Wale's Oakhouse
November 6, 1975
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Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
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