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The Zip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, realistically disintegrating in the fading park light
Zip and Wale's Oakhouse
September 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the point of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- No running or nudity permitted.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and opinions within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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