Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, August 23, 1988, 10:00 p.m.
Zip and Wale's Oakhouse
September 4, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- At one location in the background, you can just see a proposed attraction.
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