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An overgrown view of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse when it's shrounded in reason
Zip and Wale's Oakhouse
July 3, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or blood, familial, wrist, or chin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs inside the attraction at all times.
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