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A deep view of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse when it's covered in professors
Zip and Wale's Oakhouse
December 3, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before boiling this attraction, boil something softer.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
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