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Zip and Wale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of George of the Jungle
Zip and Wale's Oakhouse
March 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions or chest, nasal, tongue, stomach, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions inside the cast members at all times.
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