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The Zip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
Zip and Wale's Oakhouse
October 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Before enjoying this attraction, find something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and stubborn).
- Maximum width 76".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions or stomach, cardiac, lung, finger, kidney, or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- No running or blogging allowed.
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