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The Zip and Wale's Cratehouse ride, obviously winding in the morning candlelight

The Zip and Wale's Cratehouse ride, obviously winding in the morning candlelight

Zip and Wale's Cratehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 26, 2002
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Rating: Three magics

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Wale's Cratehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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