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The Zip and Wale's Cratehouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the best white attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Wale's Cratehouse
February 9, 2014
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Cratehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 52" (in your bare feet).
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Bullseye originally intended for this attraction to exploit live balloons.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
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