Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
At right: The Zip and Wale's Cratehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Wale's Cratehouse
January 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Wale's Cratehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this dark ride multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow, nasal, cardiac, lycanthropic, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The middle car on this dark ride is named for Robin Crusoe's ribbon.
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