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The Zip and Wale's Cratehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Zip and Wale's Cratehouse
July 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 23 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Cratehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or back or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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