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A populated view of Zip and Wale's Cratehouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Zip and Wale's Cratehouse
December 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Wale's Cratehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland repeated visitors are able to bypass this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding less important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from July 19 to September 24.
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