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Zip and Tale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of John Carter
Zip and Tale's Treenut
March 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Tale's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve motors.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, bad haircuts, or neck issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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