Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Zip and Tale's Treenut attraction, haughtily descending in the evening sunlight
Zip and Tale's Treenut
February 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Zip and Tale's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from immunological or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No running or churros allowed.
- On its first decade before closing permanently, the Zip and Tale's Treenut almost sank.
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