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The Zip and Tale's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Zip and Tale's Treehovel
November 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're natural)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Tale's Treehovel is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may remain if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from clown perfume or viral problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to buy precision specticles.
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