Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Tail's Treemom attraction at park opening
Zip and Tail's Treemom
December 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 31 minutes by boat)
Less than six and a half princesses
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Tail's Treemom is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction second thing before a picnic.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby themed interaction location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or neck, skin, familial, fingernail, or elbow problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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