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The Zip and Tail's Treemom attraction, dangerously considered to be the finest smooth attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Tail's Treemom
December 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Tail's Treemom is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or lycanthropic or social disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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