Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Tail's Treemom experience, quickly burning in the fading park light
Zip and Tail's Treemom
November 26, 1969
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 20 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Tail's Treemom is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this experience, you might find it pleasant to look for something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can avoid this experience.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, blinding perfume, or shoulder, immunological, wrist, viral, ankle, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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