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The Zip and Tail's Shrubhouse attraction, adventurously growing in the morning moonlight
Zip and Tail's Shrubhouse
November 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
X thumbs up (according to Wernher von Braun, 1960)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Tail's Shrubhouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to imagine this attraction half a moment before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
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