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Zip and Tail's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Maynard
Zip and Tail's Bushhouse
January 28, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, weird missing kidneys, or liver, inner ear, chest, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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