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At right: The Zip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Zip and Tail's Bushhouse
November 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in line.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sin or hair, ribcage, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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