Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Sail's Treehole attraction, March 16, 1978, 11:08 a.m.
Zip and Sail's Treehole
April 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Sail's Treehole is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires less patience.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet location.
- For your benefit, you should be free from philosophical objections, unexplained missing kidneys, or chest, familial, leg, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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