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The Zip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, mightily considered to be the best particular attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Piglet autograph location.
- Minimum height 26".
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the inoperable haunt of a former car.
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