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A bloody view of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in caps

Above: A bloody view of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in caps

Zip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 2011
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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