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Above: A bloody view of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in caps
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 4, 2011
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish athletes-only Club 48 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where soda is recommended.
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