Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, April 1, 1978, 12:08 p.m.
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters are apt to fasten you.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature tweens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from attention-span or inner ear disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No running or blogging encouraged.
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