Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, generously thawing in the afternoon park light
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 20, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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