Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 9, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will sing to your friends.
- After going on this attraction, spill something longer.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 38" (in your bare feet).
- Attraction may be too intense for very young adults.
- Boredom may occur.
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