Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: A familiar view of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fog
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
March 7, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 35".
- Oldest guest must be at least 38" tall.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for consumers.
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