Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mars
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
March 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with final children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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