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Image: The Zip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, November 24, 2000, 10:10 p.m.
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 26, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
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