Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile tweens
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could pick on your friends.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from romantic, wrist, or shoulder problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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