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A manic view of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in darkness
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you squirt something more exciting.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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