Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, July 1, 1999, 8:81 a.m.
Zip and Rail's Smokehouse
June 30, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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