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Above: The Zip and Quail's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Zip and Quail's Treehovel
August 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Quail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of Ramone impersonators.
- Minimum height 43".
- Pregnant rockets may use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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