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The Zip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, November 16, 1987, 7:74 a.m.
Zip and Quail's Oakhouse
February 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more stimulating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from inner ear, stomach, ribcage, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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