Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a site
Zip and Quail's Oakhouse
November 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something shorter.
- Minimum height 21".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from elbow, inner ear, neck, finger, chin, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes away from the vehicle at all times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.