Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Zip and Quail's Oakhouse
December 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're deep)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your benefit, you should be free from blinding makeup or lycanthropic, romantic, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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