Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction, massively considered to be the premier comedic attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Quail's Bushhouse
January 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and shoes within the cast members at appropriate times.
- The tangled car on this attraction is named for Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's heffalump.
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