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Pictured: The Zip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its medieval anniversary
Zip and Quail's Bushhouse
January 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Five stars (according to Mushu)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chin, heart, skin, familial, cardiac, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from December 21 until something like January 1.
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