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The Zip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Zip and Quail's Bushhouse
April 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Generally favored by:
Intellectually impaired groups
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may act if you don't let them.
- Pregnant Mexicans can ride immediately after eating.
- Annoyance may occur.
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