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Michael Eisner's newsie-waving photo of Zip and Pale's Treenut

Michael Eisner's newsie-waving photo of Zip and Pale's Treenut

Zip and Pale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1988
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 30 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Designed by: Drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Treenut is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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