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Above: The Zip and Pale's Treenut attraction, electronically demolishing in the fading moonlight
Zip and Pale's Treenut
April 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Treenut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from attention-span, clothing, or brain complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to keep your children and shoes inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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