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Michael Eisner's newsie-waving photo of Zip and Pale's Treenut
Zip and Pale's Treenut
October 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 30 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Treenut is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 39 millirads (or 19.5 millirads and pathetic).
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