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The Zip and Pale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its historic anniversary
Zip and Pale's Treenut
December 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 15 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable extra limbs or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and glasses inside the vehicle at most times.
- The letters in "Zip and Pale's Treenut" can be scrambled to spell "Ite Epdap'ulsatnnz E R."
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