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Image: Zip and Pale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Zip and Pale's Treenut
May 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Three mice (from "The Helicopter" Twitter stream)
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Pale's Treenut is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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