Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Zip and Pale's Treehut train as seen from the top of a grotto
Zip and Pale's Treehut
September 27, 1971
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Pale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Train may be too startling for young children.
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