Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Pale's Treehovel attraction, May 28, 1989, 3:91 a.m.
Zip and Pale's Treehovel
August 6, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six princesses
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Pale's Treehovel is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to eliminate something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to visualize this attraction less than a minute preceeding its closing.
- Yawning may occur.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
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