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Picture: The Zip and Pale's Treehole attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Pale's Treehole
January 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Pale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, lung, bowel, ribcage, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Zip and Pale's Treehole separate but equal experience.
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