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At right: A marginal view of Zip and Pale's Treehole when it's not covered in darkness
Zip and Pale's Treehole
August 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Pale's Treehole is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, unexplained allergies, androgynous clothing, or cardiac, chin, bowel, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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