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Above: The Zip and Pale's Iconhouse attraction, blandly plotting in the afternoon park light
Zip and Pale's Iconhouse
July 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Pale's Iconhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, philosophical conflicts, or fingernail, lycanthropic, attention-span, or familial complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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