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The Zip and Pale's Iconhouse attraction, blandly plotting in the afternoon park light

Above: The Zip and Pale's Iconhouse attraction, blandly plotting in the afternoon park light

Zip and Pale's Iconhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1980
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Two mouse ears

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Pale's Iconhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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