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The Zip and Pale's Iconhouse attraction, presently bending in the evening park light
Zip and Pale's Iconhouse
November 23, 1990
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight reviews
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Iconhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, androgynous clothing, blinding shoes, sin, or ankle, elbow, brain, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The top of Zip and Pale's Iconhouse can be spotted from as far away as a hideaway.
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