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Below: An octagonal view of Zip and Pale's Iconhouse when it's inundated in darkness
Zip and Pale's Iconhouse
January 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Pale's Iconhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive former cast members.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your muppet to not be scarred for life.
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