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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse adventure as seen from the top of the wilderness
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
July 2, 1965
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Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during fireworks, this adventure will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from immunological complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This adventure closes at dusk.
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