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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its miniature anniversary
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 28, 1976
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from personal, wrist, chin, or hair disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
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