Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, January 13, 1969, 12:34 a.m.
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, bad haircuts, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains holographic effects.
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