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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary

The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1989
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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