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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its miniature anniversary

The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its miniature anniversary

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 1976
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Five jollies

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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