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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically pulsating in the afternoon sunlight

The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically pulsating in the afternoon sunlight

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 2008
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Two dollars

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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