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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically pulsating in the afternoon sunlight
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 23, 2008
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, immunological, elbow, kidney, wrist, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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