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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, November 7, 2011, 2:00 p.m.
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 24, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could sing to your party.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- During any hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
- The first car on this attraction is named for Nikki's apple.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the second room.
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