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Pictured: Abraham Lincoln's sword-singing photo of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
July 29, 1985
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Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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