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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, August 5, 1989, 4:33 a.m.

The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, August 5, 1989, 4:33 a.m.

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1977
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Money-grubbing toddlers

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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