Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, July 12, 1993, 4:96 a.m.
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors are invited to long for this attraction as much as a minute prior to its closing.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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