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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at night

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 2004
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: An estimated four guests (by Jack-Jack)

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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