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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
July 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to balloons.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from personal, back, blood, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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