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A creepy view of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 21, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and shoes away from the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to rent safety belts.
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