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Tiana's portrait-screaming photo of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 65".
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from May 31 until something like December 31.
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