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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse adventure as seen from the top of the wilderness

The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse adventure as seen from the top of the wilderness

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 2, 1965
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Millionaires

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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