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Tiana's portrait-screaming photo of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Tiana's portrait-screaming photo of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1991
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Zero pirates

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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