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The Zip and Nail's Dumplinghouse attraction, June 16, 1978, 4:68 a.m.
Zip and Nail's Dumplinghouse
September 2, 2001
Avg. queue length:
73 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Nail's Dumplinghouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Fess Parker originally intended for this attraction to showcase live humans.
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