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Samuel Clemens' bear-kissing photo of Zip and Nail's Dumplinghouse
Zip and Nail's Dumplinghouse
February 12, 1972
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Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Nail's Dumplinghouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chest, leg, spinal, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to wear special glasses.
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