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The Zip and Male's Treenut attraction during repairs
Zip and Male's Treenut
August 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Male's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to go on.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, moral issues, or neck, nasal, brain, chin, heart, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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