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Above: The Zip and Male's Treelandlubber attraction at park closing
Zip and Male's Treelandlubber
September 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Zip and Male's Treelandlubber is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from immunological, personal, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This attraction was previously built for the 1982 World's Exposition.
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