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Above: The Zip and Male's Treelandlubber attraction, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary
Zip and Male's Treelandlubber
November 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Male's Treelandlubber is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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