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The Zip and Male's Treelandlubber attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary

The Zip and Male's Treelandlubber attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary

Zip and Male's Treelandlubber

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1992
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Targeted at: Particularly juvenile fanboys

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Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Male's Treelandlubber is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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