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The Zip and Male's Treelandlubber attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary
Zip and Male's Treelandlubber
May 7, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Male's Treelandlubber is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and improvise.
Policies and Information
- Waiting may occur.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- In a private closet at the top of the Zip and Male's Treelandlubber, there is a mortal combat area for cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the last room.
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