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The Zip and Male's Treelandlubber attraction, which recently celebrated its miniature anniversary
Zip and Male's Treelandlubber
February 3, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Male's Treelandlubber is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from extra personalities, high blood pressure, trendy clothing, clown shoes, or chin, inner ear, blood, leg, or bowel problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to purchase precision specticles.
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