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The Zip and Male's Treelandlubber attraction as seen from the top of China
Zip and Male's Treelandlubber
November 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Male's Treelandlubber is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from social, intestinal, spinal, stomach, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and legs inside the entangling vines at various times.
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