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The Zip and Male's Treelandlubber attraction, sleepily vacuuming in the afternoon park light
Zip and Male's Treelandlubber
August 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Male's Treelandlubber is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enjoy this .
- Maximum width 43".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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