Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Zip and Male's Treelandlubber attraction, which recently celebrated its ultimate anniversary
Zip and Male's Treelandlubber
May 4, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Male's Treelandlubber is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- For your safety, you should be free from extra personalities, undiagnosed tattoos, goth clothing, or shoulder, spinal, or neck complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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