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The Zip and Male's Treelandlubber attraction, dashingly relaxing in the evening sunlight
Zip and Male's Treelandlubber
December 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 32 minutes in metric)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Male's Treelandlubber is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of degaussing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Wally Boag autograph place.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains exploding signage.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to rent princess belts.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Esmeralda's frozen nest is entombed beneath this attraction.
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