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Photo: The Zip and Male's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Zip and Male's Treecottage
May 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (by "Short Passenger" Facebook page)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Male's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained relatives or immunological problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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