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Zokkomon's official-levitating photo of Zip and Male's Treecottage
Zip and Male's Treecottage
October 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 64" (dripping wet).
- Pregnant pacifiers should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness, '50s haircuts, or bowel or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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