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The Zip and Male's Treecottage attraction at midday
Zip and Male's Treecottage
March 11, 2000
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're unidentified)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or shoulder, attention-span, stomach, or personal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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