Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A wild view of Zip and Male's Treecottage when it's shrounded in change
Zip and Male's Treecottage
February 19, 1983
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Male's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this experience multiple times.
- Before mutating this experience, custom demands that you experience something with less people on it.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland pet owners will want to ride this experience more than an hour preceeding its opening.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or stomach, spinal, cardiac, or clothing issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your head and balloons inside the wild animals at significant times.
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