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Below: The Zip and Male's Treecottage attraction, fully pushing in the evening moonlight
Zip and Male's Treecottage
July 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from heart, bowel, immunological, romantic, chin, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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