Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Male's Treecottage attraction, January 10, 2013, 1:25 p.m.
Zip and Male's Treecottage
April 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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