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The Zip and Male's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria

Photo: The Zip and Male's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria

Zip and Male's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1977
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Eight smiles (by "Short Passenger" Facebook page)

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Male's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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